I was listening to The Shadow radio episode "Mansion of Madness" and found a humorous ending to the show! Lamont Cranston and Margo Lane are attending a wedding at the end of the episode and Margo isn't paying much attention to Lamont as he talks to her. Lamont says, "...are you listening to me?" and Margo responds that she was listening but was just thinking about what it would be like if The Shadow ever got married. Here's how Margo envisions it:
"Don't be alarmed Lamont, it was pure supposition! I was just thinking of you walking up the aisle...ready to take the sacred vows that endure for the rest of your life...and all of a sudden somebody would shoot the best man, the minister would fall down poisoned, the bridesmaid would be stabbed, and you'd be off on another case and bust up the whole darned thing!"
That was pretty comical and thought it was a great description of how The Shadow's wedding truly would be!